Sunday, 7 March 2010
Thursday, 4 March 2010
Vegetables from the underworld
Hobbies, everybody has them. Some people like to roast chickens and other winged animals, some people like to engage in pottery baking, some people take senior aikido classes and some people make animals out of fruit (is this art?). These pictures are disturbing and likely to evoke Vegetable Tourette Syndrome. After slicing up citrus fruits to make a monkey, these commoners will develop the unstoppable urge to curse, 'veggie style'. 'Paul', 'Anne' or 'Joe' could be the customers in front of you cuing at the supermarket, screaming random words like 'carrot', 'parsnip' or even 'guava'. The most interesting picture of the day is the bottom one of this post: I cannot figure out if the creator made an elephant or a life scale model of his shriveled genitalia.
Monday, 1 March 2010
70's skies and verbal fantasies.
"...on a déjà discuté de ça, tu sais très bien que j'aimais cet homme qui ne se souvenait jamais le dernier mot de la phrase avant de la prononcer. C'était genial moi et lui, car chaque fois, je pouvais inventer un morceau de son âme. Tu sais que les phrases sont les enfants de l'âme?"
"...we've already discussed this matter, you know very well that I loved that man who always forgot the last word of his sentence before enunciating it. It was amazing me and him, I always felt like I was able to craft a piece of his soul. Do you know that sentences are the children of the soul?"
Jell-O pathologies.
Who would've thought there could be such a thing as Jell-O addicts. That's right, upon your civilized paths there are some lunatics who fondle around with gelatin. On top of being ridiculously unhealthy and packed with sugar, last time I checked I remembered the gravitationally challenged substance to be made out of collagen. Yes folks, this product derives from the nuclear part of animal bone and is basically what happens with the rest of that cow you ate last week. 'Yum'. Anyways, enough about how gross Jell-O is, more interesting is to comment briefly on the shamefulness of the 'gelatin fetish' haunting these individuals. During a global Jell-O competition, monstrous creations where exposed: jewelry, burgers and fries, caviar and fried eggs, just to name a few, all made out of the dubious vacillating substance.
Perverts.
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